Three Simple Rules

01. Keep moving
02. Keep the banter going
03. Keep an eye on the kitty

01 Detail

Fall behind and you get left behind.
Skipping (ie missing or diluting one’s order – buying a half perhaps) is the most frowned upon of all offences and punished with a nick name – re: my uncle ‘Special Les’ who made the mistake of ordering a ‘pint of special’ (ie Larger shandy)
The name has stuck.
It was 5 years ago.

02 Detail
Banter is key to the pub crawl. See Uncle Paul, the KING of banter.

03 Detail
Keep an eye on the kitty because there was a dark incident a few years ago when my dad appeared to leave with some of the left over kitty (this has still yet to go to court). But as a general rule follow the kitty because it follows the route and is ALWAYS first to the bar.